Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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