She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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