I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
