nut hugger
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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