at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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