There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The ass gains better be worth it
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