you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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