Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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