Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Randomize
