Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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