the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
