none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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