what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
