I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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