I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We talked him into tasing himself.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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