I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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