Buhtt sex?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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