he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just found puke in my bra..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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