so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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