They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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