When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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