Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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