I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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