I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
