i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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