your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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