sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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