I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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