Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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