the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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