everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My vagina is officially offended.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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