it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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