Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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