But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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