You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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