i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Every concussion has its silver lining
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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