using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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