Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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