yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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