Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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