too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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