Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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