He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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