I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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