Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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