Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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