I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I don't think brook has ever known best
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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