Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
