Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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