I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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