Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
