I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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