how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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