I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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