he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I lost the right to judge tonight
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